Sakes Alive, My Eyes! Perez Hilton Without a Shirt

You know things are bad when this is an improvement.

"I figure maybe I'm just convincing myself that this is just excess skin." - Perez Hilton.
[Riiiight.]

Well he didn't do any shirtless running in Malibu on the 4th of July (as far as I know). But Perez Hilton did expose his flabby flubs on his blog.

At least he kept his word? Nah, just nasty.

Watch the Tyra Banks of blogging world blather about his fugly hair and lard. Warning: Clip may kill brain cells.