Madonna is a Sexy Bitch. Also, She's Crafty

Madonna is undeniably sexy. I mean look at those guns. One day soon that Kabbalah bracelet is going to snap from strain.

But seriously, are people still listening to her music...without being intrigued by scandal?

To put it another way, "What’s the last Madonna single you can hum from memory? Of course, she also makes movies—wait, does she make movies anymore? Has she made one since that one that co-starred yoga and Rupert Everett? No, the only reason we're still talking about Madonna after 25 years is that she's so good at making us talk about her." [NYMag]

It kinda makes you wonder if all the recent hype is part of The Material Girl's plan. After all, her "Sticky & Sweet Tour" is-a-comin'.

And Page Six is reporting she helped her brother write the, highly publicized, tell-all book that was supposed to be so damning.

That said, I'm just looking forward to the speculation about whether she uses human growth hormones. Maybe that's really why she was hanging out with A-Rod. Also, she did want to have Jose Canseco's baby. And he wrote that Juiced book.