More Mercenary Whoreage by Perez Hilton

The Tyra Banks of the blogging world appears to have launched some sort of gossip hotline. For $4.99 a month, you too, can receive pre-recorded messages from the tub himself!

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If you'd pay for this service, I hate to break it to you, but...

And lest you forgot, Perez Hilton said he'd run shirtless in public (Malibu) on the 4th of July. In which case, people will be blinded and man titties will fly.

Looking forward to it.