Today Around the Blogosphere...

Did somebody say "Ugh?" Oh that was me. Brody Jenner (The Hills) is getting his own show on MTV called-- wait for it-- Bromance [Insert Nelson Muntz laugh here]. According to People, the show has been picked up for six episodes and will entail "guy contestants competing in various group and individual activities that will test their trust, reliability, and compatibility with Jenner, 24, in hopes of joining his entourage."

In other words, the series will be the male version of Paris Hilton's stupid upcoming MTV show, tentatively titled Paris Hilton's My New BFF. [People] Spiffy.

Image via About.com.

Which One is Paris Hilton's New BFF?

I guess filming for Paris Hilton's new MTV reality show-- where dumb hoes compete to be her new BFF-- is under way. They shot some scenes at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday.

And judging from the pictures, this series is going to be along the lines of Tila Tequila's A Shot at Love, i.e. fake, fake, fake, fake. You know Hilton, 27, is nice to the contestants when the cameras are rolling. But once filming stops she ignores them. Allah forbid she'd be seen with them in public.

That pregnant chick in the leopard print dress is hot.

Images via DListed.

Chelsea Handler on "The Tonight Show"

My favorite (quasi) drunk--Chelsea Handler, 33-- was on Leno tonight.

It wasn't a particularly memorable appearance (if anything it was annoying), but go on with your bad self. I chalked it up to nervousness.

Part 1:



Part2: Ignore the commercial at the end. That was crappy "editing" on my part.



♥ her.

In other tenuously related news, I read Handler had vaginal rejuvenation surgery to please her rich CEO boyfriend. However I'm basing that on a blind item, so it's not necessarily accurate. Minor detail.

A New Show Possibly Worth Watching: "Wipeout"

ABC's new show Wipeout--slated to debut June 24 at 8p.m.-- looks like it might be entertaining for a few episodes.

Each week 24 thrill-seeking contestants will compete for $50,000 in the "world's largest obstacle course." They'll eat shit in the process of course. That's where the awesome comes in.

Here are a couple previews:


"$50,000 and I'm not giving it to charity!" :)



I love how the narrators are such assholes. They should have an episode where they compete, and past contestants make fun of them.

Does anyone know where I can find an embedable clip of the buff chick?