More Mercenary Whoreage by Perez Hilton

The Tyra Banks of the blogging world appears to have launched some sort of gossip hotline. For $4.99 a month, you too, can receive pre-recorded messages from the tub himself!

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If you'd pay for this service, I hate to break it to you, but...

And lest you forgot, Perez Hilton said he'd run shirtless in public (Malibu) on the 4th of July. In which case, people will be blinded and man titties will fly.

Looking forward to it.

Aww. Did People Not Show Up for the Launch of Your Clothing Line?

Wow! Hot Topic shoppers were really beating down the door for the launch of Perez Hilton's clothing line + meet and greet today at the Hollywood & Highland Complex in downtown Hollywood.

Here are the words of an eyewitness: "Some freaky lil employee with a handful of wrist bands asked if I wanted to meet Perez Hilton at 6pm! I was like NO, I just ate. NO one wanted wrist [sic] bans it was kinda funny."

So it goes.

If that's little Perezzy in the window, at least he's looking less rotund.

Images ISTHISHAPPENING via Gawker.
Also, peep my previous posting to get a good gander at Hilton's shiteous clothing line.